Thursday, September 08, 2005

An epiphany...

Last night, while trying to get my new puppy to pee OUTSIDE instead of in the fucking house, I had an epiphany. I play poker like a retarded jackass. I don't know why, I just do it. I am tilting, I'm calling when I know I'm beat, I'm trying to get cute and bluff or slowplay at the micro-limit games. In short, I am doing EVERYTHING wrong.

With my bankroll hanging in the balance, I've got to figure something out, and quickly. I played a little $25 at Caribbean Sun last night. I actually did fairly well, ended up winning about $15, and then of course, losing it in a horrible crash-n-burn session that rivaled the Hindenburg. If I was capable of holding onto any winning sum for any amount of time, I wouldn't whine so much. Wouldn't that be nice?

So, I told my wife about the Vegas Gathering in December. She gave me "the look". which means if I am going to go it's going to have to be entirely funded by Poker Money. So I better get on the stick if I plan on going. Someone sign up for something under one of my affiliate links! It's for a good cause, or something...

So I am going to try and take my 60-some-odd dollars and turn it into a Vegas Trip. Wish me luck!